Matthew Thomas Keith Coad

Nickname(s): Morse, Eddie, Horse

DOB: 29 December,1982

Grade: B Grade/C Grade, only coz we don’t have a D Grade

Guernsey No: 13, but No.1 in your heart

Favourite Position: Half forward flank or her on top

Height: Five foot nothing & a half

Weight: 83kg of twisted steel and sex appeal (thanks Mizza)

Season Started with Kersbrook: Winter

Previous Clubs: Elizabeth U9’s

Favourite Movie: Shawshank Redemption & Debbie Does Dallas

My Idol: Kevin Sloan

Marital Status: Married to the ass secretary & the minister of money spending & hard labour

Three things I can't live without: Wife, Child & bourbon

Three people (dead or alive) I would like to invite to dinner:
Robin Williams, Michael Jordan, Montell Jodan